Ok ok, so I am new to all this right? I am trying to find out how to put in a comment button so that any of you reading this can leave your thoughts on my daily ditherings or my poetry. Am seeking advice as I speak.

In the meantime consider this:
Why do the nargs continually harass the donut makers of Harbledown? They slither out of the river Shpong at night and lick the sugary crusts from the vats of sweetness so painstakingly gathered by the aformentioned sweetened bread dough makers from the ruminative doinks during the day.
It takes all of their efforts to keep the runty nabbits in one pack to nip at the heels of the doinks to make them cough up the sugar pulp after they have chewed the beets. The nargs, I know, are in the employ of the Wicked Queen Rasiera whose mission it is to put a spanner in the works of the donut establishment.
It is well known that King Aladine relies on the manufacture of the sugary, stodgy donuts to keep his army in a sort of carb fuelled but dull witted state of readiness against her attack.

Well, unless I put in a link and also make a link somewhere that you guys can read this I guess I will never be able to work it out. I could try to capture one of the Queen's winged lizard spies I suppose.