Ok, it is 12.14am on 2nd April 2004. I am sitting in front of this blank space which is telling me to create a new post. What does this mean. My father was a woodcutter, he was creating new posts all the time. Have I inherited his abilities?
Is there any wood in the shed? Why do I need a post? To hang a sign on, a signpost, to show people the way, to advertise, to tell people who I am, to post a , aaaaaahhhhh to post a message. I get it. So here it is, my message.

Hi, and welcome to Spider's Eye.